Thursday Thirteen - Things I Don't Want for Christmas

Self-explanatory list.

1.      Santa’s Farting Butt Pillow

2.      Mop Slippers

3.      Furby

4.      Cow for All Seasons

5.      Flavors of America Salt Collection

6.      Shark Socks

7.      Chicken coop – no matter how elaborate it is.

8.      Screaming Slingshot Monkey

9.      Pink Crystal Tweezer Set

10.  Head Massager

11.  Wine Rack Cooler Bra

12.  Canned air

13.  Dog Lamp